College is a fountain of knowledge where many go to drink.

Henny Youngman

The proper ratio between a cupcake and its icing is 1:1.

Anonsage

Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons.

Michael Shermer

Your speech was both interesting and original. But the interesting parts were not original, and the original parts were not interesting.

An anonymous quote from a book I read, “Our Toilets Are Not For Customers”

Make mistakes of ambition and not mistakes of sloth. Develop the strength to do bold things, not the strength to suffer.

Niccolò Machiavelli